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boys like ’ you only play games to get boys to like you!!!! youre not a real fan’

ah yes when i was five years old and i started playing on a n64 all i could think of was ‘im going to get so much dick for this’

Me and my gf

Me:  babe you know I don't like it when you smoke
Her:  that me metaphor


when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture




hey someone told me you remind them of an owl





People on here always postin pics of their pets like they got nothin else to post. Like do you think I even care about pics of your pets? Well I do. Please keep posting pics of your pets

I got angry when I started reading this but by the end i turned into a puddle of goo because that’s how cute this is omfg



so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye


what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 






  • netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
  • icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are

i smell a worthwhile kickstarter 

netfics is just gonna end up being porn isn’t it

I thought that much was clear

"When men say that they “love to see the woman underneath the makeup,” they’re not saying they want to see your leg stubble and greasy bangs—they’re saying they want you to be better at hiding your maintenance routine. Because the maintenance spoils the fantasy."
-Lindy West (via v-erminess)


how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all